Lessons Learned From Noah’s Ark
Never miss the boat. Build on high ground.
For safety’s sake,
always travel in pairs.
always travel in pairs.
Two heads are
better than one.
better than one.
If you can’t fight
or flee — float!
or flee — float!
Don’t forget that
we’re all in the same boat.
we’re all in the same boat.
Stay below deck during the storm.
Don’t listen to critics — do what has to be done.
Speed isn’t always an advantage.
The cheetahs were on board, but so were the snails.
The cheetahs were on board, but so were the snails.
Take care of your animals as if they were the last ones on earth.
Remember that the ark was built by amateurs
and the Titanic was built by professionals.
and the Titanic was built by professionals.
Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.
When the doo-doo gets really deep,
don’t sit there and complain –shovel!!!
don’t sit there and complain –shovel!!!
If you have to start over, have a friend by your side.
Remember that the woodpeckers INSIDE
are often a bigger threat than the storm outside.
are often a bigger threat than the storm outside.
No matter how bleak it looks,
there’s always a rainbow on the other side.
there’s always a rainbow on the other side.
Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old,
someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.
someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.
“Stop what you are doing, and do what God says!”
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