Funny How
didn’t want prayer in our schools …
And we said … OK
Then someone said you better not read the Bible in school …
the Bible that says thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbor as yourself.
And we said … OK
because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem. And we said, an expert should know what he’s talking about
so we said … OK we won’t spank them anymore.
Then someone said teachers and principals better not discipline our children when they misbehave. And the school administrators said no faculty member in this school better touch a student when they misbehave because we don’t want any bad publicity, and we surelydon’t want to be sued.
touching, beating, smacking, humiliating, kicking, etc.)
But we accepted their reasoning ! Then someone said, let’s let our daughters have abortions if they want to. They won’t even have to tell their parents And we said … that’s a grand idea !
Then some wise school board member said, since boys, will be boys and they’re going to do it anyway, let’s give our sons all the condoms they want.
They can have all the fun they desire, and we won’t have to tell their parents they got them at school.
And we said … that’s another great idea !
Then some of our top elected officials said it doesn’t matter what we do in private, as long as we do our jobs. And agreeing with them, we said it doesn’t matter to me what anyone does in their private lives, as long as I have a job,
and the economy is good.
And then someone said let’s print magazines with pictures of nude women and call it wholesome, down-to-earthappreciation for the beauty of the female body.
And we said we have no problem with that.
And we said they’re entitled to their free speech.
And the entertainment industry said: let’s make TV shows and movies that promote profanity, violence, and illicit sex. And let’s record music that encourages rape, drugs, murder, suicide, and satanic themes it’s just entertainment. It has no adverse effect, and nobody takes it seriously anyway,
yes, go right ahead.
Now we’re asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don’t know right from wrong, and why it doesn’t bother them to kill strangers, their classmates, and themselves. Probably, if we think about it long and hard enough … we can
figure it out. I think it has a great deal to do with” We Reap What We Sow.”
Dear God, Why didn’t you save that little child the other day at the shooting? Sincerely, Concerned Student
And The Reply …
Dear Concerned Student, I am NOT allowed in schools. Sincerely, God
and then wonder why the world’s going to hell
Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says…
Funny how everyone wants to … go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything that the Bible says.Funny how someone can say,
“I believe in God”
but still follow Satan
who, by the way,
also believes in God.
Funny how we are quick to judge
but not to “be” judged.
Funny how you can send a thousand ‘jokes’ through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, But when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think
twice about sharing.
Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through
Cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the
school and workplace !
Funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday, but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week.
Are you laughing?
Funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you’re not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them
Funny how I can be more worried about what “other” people think of me than what “God” thinks of me. Are you thinking?
Pass it on if you think it has merit.
If not, then just discard it …. no one
will ever know what you did, for sure.
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