1. Relatives and friends will be in attendance for those who like to go visiting on Sunday.
2. There will be 100 T.V. dinners for those who cannot go to church and cook dinner also.
3. One section will be devoted to trees and grass for those who like to seek God in nature.
4. Doctors and nurses will be in attendance for those who plan to be sick on Sunday.
5. Cots will be placed in the foyer for those who say, “Sunday is my only day to sleep in.”
6. There will be a special section with padded recliner chairs who feel that our pews are too hard.
7. Eye drops will be available for those with tired eyes from watching T.V. late Saturday night.
8. We will have steel helmets for those who say ” The roof would cave in if I ever came to church.”
9. Blankets will be furnished for those who think the church is too cold and fans for those who say it is too hot.
10. Score cards and pens will be available for those who wish to list the hypocrites present.
11. Day care will be provided as always for those who find it difficult to worship with their children running amok among the pews.
12. Our worship team will play a variety of musical accompaniments for those who feel that the hymns are too dull or that the contemporary service is too contemporary or not contemporary enough.
13. We will provide hearing aids for those who can’t hear the preacher and cotton for those who say he is to loud.
14. The sanctuary will be decorated with both Christmas poinsettias and Easter lilies for those who never have seen the church without them.
15. We will distribute “Stamp Out Stewardship” buttons for those who feel that church is always asking for money.
Just suppose the Lord would begin tomorrow to make people as sick as they claim to be on Sunday. Some things sound humorous, but they are serious! What is your excuse for not attending the House of the Lord?
See you next Sunday!