Dear God

Dear God, Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.
 -Tom L.

Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up.
 -Bruce

Dear God, If we come back as something – please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her. -Denise

Dear God, If You give me a genie lamp like Aladdin, I will give you anything you want, except my money or my chess set. 
-Raphael

Dear God, My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha. 
-Danny

Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
 -Larry

Dear God, I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
 -Sam

Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways. 
-Dean

Dear God, I read the Bible. What does ’begat’ mean? Nobody will tell me. 
-Alison.

Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
 -Lucy

Dear God, Is it true my father won’t get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? 
-Anita

Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? 
– Norma

Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions. 
-Ruth M.

Dear God, I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. 
-Nan

Dear God, My brother told me about being born but it doesn’t sound right. They’re just kidding, aren’t they? 
-Marsha

Dear God, If You watch me in church Sunday, I’ll show You my new shoes. 
-Mickey D.

Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
– Chris

Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it. So I bet he stoled your idea. 
-Donna

Dear God: The bad people laughed at Noah – “You made an ark on dry land you fool.” But he was smart, he stuck with You. That’s what I would do. 
-Eddie

Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better GOD. Well, I just want You to know, but I am not just saying that because You are GOD already. 
-Charles

Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool! 
-Eugene

Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t You just keep the ones You have now? 
-Jane

Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries? 
-Nan

Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? 
-Neil

Dear God, What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything. 
-Jane

Dear God, Did you really mean “do unto others as they do unto you?” Because if you did, then I’m going to fix my brother. 
-Darla

Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. 
-Joyce

Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway.
– Your friend (But I am not going to tell you who I am)