A Daughters 10 Commandments
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man, unless he’s in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man’s mind wander, it’s too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
7. Women don’t make fools of men, most of them are the do it yourself types
8. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
9. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
10. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him checkbooks.