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God created the donkey and said to him:“You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you … Read More

Retirement is a blessed thing or is it but a curse, To be with no real purpose or a cranky a boss ~ what’s worse? Yet still I find the … Read More

Never say…Die There are no conclusive evidence about what happens to Old or Ageing skeptics, but their futures are doubtful. Walt Disney didn’t die. He’s in suspended animation Old yachtsmen … Read More

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you … Read More

Three monkeys sat on a coconut tree, Discussing things as they’re said to be. Said one to the other,“Now listen you two, There’s a certain rumor That can’t be true … Read More

New Meanings for Old Words ADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR:A place where women curl up and dye. … Read More

Just to clarify responsibilities for summer. — BBQ Responsibilities —After the long months of cold and winter, we will soon be coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it … Read More

Gemini (May 21-June 20) – Jack Russell Terrier The versatile Gemini’s perfect dog match is the intelligent Jack Russell terrier. Jack Russell terriers are known to be funny, stubborn, and energetic—and that’s … Read More

I want to go to McDonald’s and think it’s the best place in the world to eat. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make waves … Read More