Warning – Poem by Jenny Joseph
When I am an old woman I shall wear purple with a red hat which doesn’t go, and doesn’t suit me. And I shall spend my pension on brandy and … Read More
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Put Your Best Foot Forward
Got Lost on YouTube again and came across this – Too Funny Betcha You’ve Never Seen Anything Like This Performance Before! Anna Klinge From Germany | Auditions Week 5 | Britain’s … Read More
Fine Dining
1. MANKIND IS DIVIDED INTO TWO CLASSES: THOSE WHO ARE LOOKING FOR FOOD, AND THOSE WHO ARE LOOKING FOR APPETITE. 2. THE BEST WAY TO SERVE LEFTOVERS IS TO SOMEONE … Read More
Sunshiny Day
turn on your sound – please Watch Here if video below does not play I Can See Clearly Now Music Video by lori-ann2 Thanks For Visiting Copyright © 2015- LazsRealm
GoodBye GrandDad
Poor old Granddad’s passed away, cut off in his prime,He never had a day off crook – gone before his time,We found him in the dunny, collapsed there on the … Read More
The Joy Of Sox
CAN THE HUMAN RACE SURVIVE WITHOUT SOX ? THIS IS A QUESTION THAT CANNOT BE ANSWERED! MANKIND FOR YEARS HAS NEVER TRIED TO SURVIVE WITHOUT SOX. MEN AND … Read More
Thee Ol’ Shanty
One of my bygone recollectionsAs I recall the days of yoreIs the little house, behind the house,With the crescent over the door. ‘Twas a place to sit and ponderWith your … Read More
My Little Car
My Little Car I love to go out driving in my little car. Not just to the movies I like to travel far. To the beach or countryside is where … Read More
A Quick Pictorial Guide To Bra Sizes and a Bra Joke
A Quick Pictorial Guide To Bra Sizes Have you ever wondered why bras are lettered A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, H and how the letters are actually … Read More