That’s My Baby!
So sweet, so lovable, so innocent, so adorable. . .
but what are they REALLY thinking ? !
 Yes, I believe I WOULD like a little nightcap! |  That was the TWIST … Now let me show you the WATUSI. |  Harry, don’t talk like that in front of the baby. |
 Now, THAT’S a babysitter! |  I think I swallowed my pacifier… |  I had them walking the floor all night long! |
 Don’t call me. I’ll call you. |  Real GUSTO! |  Where’s MY olive? |
 Our group had 44% fewer cavities! |  All THAT was in the contract I signed? |  Really, Officer, I was only doing 25! |
 This has REALLY been a bad day! |  I’m learning the Macarena. |  Want to see MY tattoo? |
 But, I’m not READY to go to bed! | Photographs by Josef A. Schneider |  OBJECTIONOVERRULED! |
 I’ll bet you say that to all your granddaughters |  You want to play “Piggies Went To Market?” Use your own “Piggies“! |  Well, that’s a heck of a way to take a guy’s temperature! |