That’s My Baby!

So sweet, so lovable, so innocent, so adorable. . .
but what are they REALLY thinking ? !

Yes Sir….That’s My Baby!

Yes, I believe I WOULD like a little nightcap!	That was the TWIST … Now let me show you the WATUSI.	Harry, don’t talk like that in front of the baby.
Now, THAT’S a babysitter!	I think I swallowed my pacifier…	I had them walking the floor all night long!
Don’t call me. I’ll call you.	Real GUSTO!	Where’s MY olive?
Our group had 44% fewer cavities!	All THAT was in the contract I signed?	Really, Officer, I was only doing 25!
This has REALLY been a bad day!	I’m learning the Macarena.	Want to see MY tattoo?
But, I’m not READY to go to bed!	Photographs by Josef A. Schneider	OBJECTION OVERRULED!
I’ll bet you say that to all your granddaughters	You want to play “Piggies Went To Market?” Use your own “Piggies“!	Well, that’s a heck of a way to take a guy’s temperature!