Fine Dining
1. MANKIND IS DIVIDED INTO TWO CLASSES: THOSE WHO ARE LOOKING FOR FOOD, AND THOSE WHO ARE LOOKING FOR APPETITE.
2. THE BEST WAY TO SERVE LEFTOVERS IS TO SOMEONE ELSE.
3. A NICKEL WILL GET YOU ON THE SUBWAY, BUT GARLIC WILL GET YOU A SEAT.
4. THE BEST THING YOU CAN SAY ABOUT GRAVY IS THAT IS HAS NO BONES.
5. “I AM A VERY PICKY EATER. I ONLY LIKE ONE THING… FOOD!!!
6. IT ISN’T THE TRAVEL THAT’S BROADENING… IT’S ALL THAT RICH FOREIGN FOOD.
7. THE ONLY FOOD THAT NEVER GOES UP IN PRICE IS FOOD FOR THOUGHT.
8. CONVENIENCE FOOD IS ANYTHING THAT’S AT THE FRONT OF THE REFRIGERATOR.
9. MEALTIME IS WHEN THE KIDS SIT DOWN TO CONTINUE EATING.
10. THE TROUBLE WITH BUYING HEALTH FOOD IS THAT ITS HIGH PRICE REALLY MAKES YOU SICK.
11. APPETIZERS ARE LITTLE THINGS YOU EAT UNTIL YOU LOSE YOUR APPETITE.
12. EAT, DRINK AND BE MERRY, FOR TOMORROW WE DIET.
13. THE BEST THING FOR A PERSON ON A DIET TO EAT IS LESS.
14. BOOKS FOR COOKS: ITALIAN FOOD by ANN CHOVY, MINNIE STRONI, LIZ ANYA and LYNN GUINI
15. Books For Cooks: ITALIAN FOOD by ANN CHOVY, MINNIE STRONI, LIZ ANYA and LYNN GUINI
16. Food Joke: NAME THE FOUR FOOD GROUPS.
- A: FAST, FROZEN, JUNK AND INSTANT.
17. Kitchen sign: THE EARLY BIRD COOKS HIS OWN BREAKFAST
18. Food Riddle: WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A THOUSAND YEARS WITH A THOUSAND CHOCOLATE CAKES?
- A: THE START OF A NEW MILLENNI-YUM-YUM
19. Book: NO MORE LEFTOVERS by M.T. POTTS
20. Foodie: HE’LL EAT ANYTHING THAT DOESN’T EAT HIM FIRST.
21. Crazy: HE’S TWO SANDWICHES SHORT OF A PICNIC.
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