Never Say Die

Never say…Die
There are no conclusive evidence about what happens to Old or Ageing skeptics, but their futures are doubtful.
    1. Walt Disney didn’t die. He’s in suspended animation
      1. Old yachtsmen never die, they just keel over
        1. Old x-ray techs never die, they just barium
          1. Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip
            1. Old wool coats never die, they just become mothballed
              1. Old white water rafters never die, they just get disgorged
                1. Old weathermen never die, they reign forever
                  1. Old watchmakers never die, they just wind down
                    1. Old watchmakers never die, they just run out of time
                      1. Old wants never die, they become needs
                        1. Old voicemail systems never die, they just stop answering
                          1. Old violinists never die, they just become unstrung
                            1. Old vintners never die, they just ferment away
                              1. Old vacationers never die, they just don’t come back
                                1. Old usenetters never die, they just become unresponsive
                                  1. Old undertakers never die, they just vault away
                                    1. Old typists never die, they just lose their justification
                                      1. Old or ageing tv soap stars never die, they become pathetic
                                        1. Old tv shows never die, they just get rerun on nickelodeon
                                          1. Old truck drivers never die, they just get a new Peterbilt
                                            1. Old trombonists never die, they just slide away
                                              1. Old trigonometry teachers never die, they just lose their identities
                                                1. Old or ageing trash never dies, they just bury it
                                                  1. Old tire tubes never die, they just get punctured
                                                    1. Old telephones never die, they just stop ringing
                                                      1. Old teachers never die, they just lose their class
                                                        1. Old tape dispensers never die, they just get used up
                                                          1. Old tanners never die, they just go into hiding.
                                                            1. Old system users never die, they just chdir to null
                                                              1. Old swimmers never die, they just kick-off
                                                                1. Old swimmers never die, they just have a stroke
                                                                  1. Old swimmers never die, they just fall off their blocks
                                                                    1. Old surfers never die, they just get wiped out
                                                                      1. Old surfers never die, they just get board
                                                                        1. Old or ageing students never die, they just get degraded.
                                                                          1. Old steelmakers never die, they just lose their temper.
                                                                            1. Old statisticians never die, they just get broken down by age and sex
                                                                              1. Old spelunkers (cave explorers) never die, they just cave in
                                                                                1. Old sourdoughs never die, they just ferment away
                                                                                  1. Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
                                                                                    1. Old soccer players never die, they just lose their kick
                                                                                      1. Old soccer players never die, they just achieve their final goal
                                                                                        1. Old or ageing skiers never die, they just go over the hill
                                                                                          1. Old or ageing skiers never die, but they go downhill fast
                                                                                            1. Old skateboarders never die, they just lose their bearings
                                                                                              1. Old shoemakers never die, they just lose their sole
                                                                                                1. Old sheetrockers never die, they just hang around
                                                                                                  1. Old sewage workers never die, they just waste away.
                                                                                                    1. Old seers never die, they just lose their vision.
                                                                                                      1. Old seamstresses never die, they just come to the point
                                                                                                        1. Old sculptors never die, they just lose their marbles.
                                                                                                          1. Old Scots never die, but they can be kilt
                                                                                                            1. Old scientists never die, they just gravitate
                                                                                                              1. Old schools never die, they just lose their principals.
                                                                                                                1. Old sanders never die, they just lose their grit
                                                                                                                  1. Old salesmen never die, they just go out of commission
                                                                                                                    1. Old sailors never die, they just lose their porpoise
                                                                                                                      1. Old sailors never die, they just get a little dingy.
                                                                                                                        1. Old rain puddles never die, they just dry up
                                                                                                                          1. Old railroaders never die, they just derail
                                                                                                                            1. Old radios never die, they just stop receiving
                                                                                                                              1. Old radio operators never die, they just lose their power
                                                                                                                                1. Old quilters never die, they just go under cover
                                                                                                                                  1. Old quilters never die, they just go to pieces
                                                                                                                                    1. Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.
                                                                                                                                      1. Old quarterbacks never die, they just fade back and pass away
                                                                                                                                        1. Old psychiatrists never die, they just shrink away
                                                                                                                                          1. Old propane tanks never die, they just run out of gas
                                                                                                                                            1. Old programming wizards never die, they just recurse.
                                                                                                                                              1. Old programmers never die, they just recurse
                                                                                                                                                1. Old programmers never die, they just lose their memory
                                                                                                                                                  1. Old programmers never die, they just go to bits
                                                                                                                                                    1. Old programmers never die, they just get bugged with life
                                                                                                                                                      1. Old programmers never die, they just decompile
                                                                                                                                                        1. Old programmers never die, they just byte it
                                                                                                                                                          1. Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.
                                                                                                                                                            1. Old professors never die, they just lose their class.
                                                                                                                                                              1. Old procrastinators never die, they just keep putting it off
                                                                                                                                                                1. Old printers never die, they’re just not the type.
                                                                                                                                                                  1. Old preachers never die, they just ramble on, and on, and on, and on….
                                                                                                                                                                    1. Old preachers never die, they just lose their wind.
                                                                                                                                                                      1. Old postal carriers never die, they just lose their zip
                                                                                                                                                                        1. Old politicians never die, they just lose their hot air
                                                                                                                                                                          1. Old policemen never die, they just lose their beat
                                                                                                                                                                            1. Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
                                                                                                                                                                              1. Old plumbers never die, they just go down the drain
                                                                                                                                                                                1. Old plumbers never die, that is why they smell that way
                                                                                                                                                                                  1. Old plastic never dies, they just recycle it
                                                                                                                                                                                    1. Old planets never die, they just lose their attraction
                                                                                                                                                                                      1. Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane.
                                                                                                                                                                                        1. Old pilots never die, they just buzz off
                                                                                                                                                                                          1. Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.
                                                                                                                                                                                            1. Old photographers never die, they get sent to the Old focus home
                                                                                                                                                                                              1. Old philosophers never die, they just kant
                                                                                                                                                                                                1. Old penguins never die, they just get hard of herring
                                                                                                                                                                                                  1. Old pc’s never die, they just cache in their chips
                                                                                                                                                                                                    1. Old paradoxes never die, they just become enigmas
                                                                                                                                                                                                      1. Old pacifists never die, they just go to peaces.
                                                                                                                                                                                                        1. Old owls never die, they just don’t give a hoot.
                                                                                                                                                                                                          1. Old optomestrists never die, they just speculate
                                                                                                                                                                                                            1. Old numerical analysts never die, they just get disarrayed.
                                                                                                                                                                                                              1. Old number theorists never die, they just get past their prime.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                1. Old nuclear power plants never die, they just go off-line
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  1. Old musicians never die, they just go from bar to bar
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    1. Old musicians never die, they just get played out.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      1. Old musicians never die, they just decompose
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        1. Old ministers never die, they just go out to pastor
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          1. Old milkmaids never die, they just lose their whey.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            1. Old meteors never die, they just burn up
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              1. Old mercenaries never die, they just go to hell to regroup
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                1. Old mercenaries never die, they find someone else to take their place
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  1. Old mediums never die, they are just visiting their friends
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    1. Old mechanics never die, they just misplace their tools
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      1. Old mechanics never die, they just lose their bearings
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        1. Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some functions
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          1. Old mathematicians never die, they just go off on a tangent
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            1. Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              1. Old math teachers never die, they just reduce to lowest terms
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                1. Old magicians never die, they just change color
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  1. Old magicians never die, they just make a big production of it
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    1. Old magicians never die, they just float away
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      1. Old magicians never die, they just disappear
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        1. Old linguists never die, they just rearrange their deep structures
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          1. Old limbo dancers never die, they just go under.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            1. Old light bulbs never die, they just de-light
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              1. Old light bulbs never die, they just blink out
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                1. Old or ageing librarians never die, they just lose their references
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  1. Old librarians never die, they just get re-shelved
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    1. Old librarians never die, they just check out
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      1. Old librarians never die, their computers have fatal errors
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        1. Old lawyers never die, they just lose their briefs
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          1. Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            1. Old laser physicists never die, they just become incoherent.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              1. Old knights in chain mail never die, they just shuffle off their metal coils.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                1. Old kleptomaniacs never die, they just steal away
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  1. Old kids never die, they just grow up
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    1. Old kids never die, they just adulterate
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      1. Old key punch operators never die, they just punch out
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        1. Old kayakers never die, they just roll back over, and do it again
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          1. Old or ageing journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            1. Old jockeys never die, they just go horse
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              1. Old Italians never die, they just pasta away.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                1. Old investors never die, they just roll over.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  1. Old interpreters (for the deaf) never die, they just sign off
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    1. Old immortals [vampires, whatever] never die, they just…don’t
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      1. Old hypochondriacs never die, they just lose their grippe.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        1. Old or ageing hypochondriacs never die, they just imagine it
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          1. Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            1. Old horticulturists never die, they just go to pot.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              1. Old homebrewers never die, they just ferment away
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                1. Old hockey players never die, they just achieve their final goal
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  1. Old or ageing hippies never die, they just smell that way.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    1. Old hikers never die, they just trail away
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      1. Old helsinki tourists never die, they just vanish into finn air
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        1. Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          1. Old hams never die, they just get grounded
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            1. Old hackers never die, they just go to bits.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              1. Old gymnasts never die, they just take longer to mount
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                1. Old graphic artists never die, they just de-rez
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  1. Old grammarians never die, they fall into a comma
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    1. Old gossip or ageing columnists never die, they just lose their sense of rumor.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      1. Old or ageing goodyear workers never die, they just retire.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        1. Old or ageing golfers never die, they just lose their drive.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          1. Old golfers never die, they just lose their balls
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            1. Old golfers never die, they just keep putting along
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              1. Old ghost towns never die, they become desolate
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                1. Old geologists never die, they just recrystalize
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  1. Old geologists never die, they just petrify
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    1. Old genealogists never die, they just degenerate
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      1. Old garagemen never die, they just retire.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        1. Old or ageing fruit never die, it just pear-ishes
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          1. Old frogs never die, they just croak
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            1. Old fridge repairmen never die, they just blow their cool
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              1. Old foresters never die, they just pine away
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                1. Old football players never die, they just kick the bucket
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  1. Old football players never die, they just kick off
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    1. Old football players never die, they just go to the end zone
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      1. Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        1. Old or ageing fishermen never die, they just get reel tired
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          1. Old fishermen never die, their rods just go limp
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            1. Old fireflies never die, they just find that they can’t glow on
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              1. Old fighters never die, they just lose their punch
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                1. Old fathers never die, they just become grandfathers
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  1. Old farmers never die, they just spade away
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    1. Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      1. Old exorcists never die, they just give up the ghost
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        1. Old eskimos never die, they just go cold
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          1. Old environmentalists never die, they are just recycled
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            1. Old english teachers never die, they just complete their sentences
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              1. Old engineers never die, they just lose their bearings
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                1. Old energizer bunnies never die, they go on, and on, and on…
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  1. Old electricians never die, they just lose their charge
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    1. Old electricians never die, they just lose contact.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      1. Old electricians never die, they just do it until it hertz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        1. Old electrical engineers never die, they just have slower rise times
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          1. Old editors never die, they just go out of print
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            1. Old drywallers never die, they just hang around
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              1. Old drivers never die, they just blow a gasket.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                1. Old doctors never die, they just lose their patience.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  1. Old divers never die, they just lose their spring
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    1. Old divers never die, they just get board
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      1. Old divers never die, they just flop
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        1. Old divers never die, they just extend their bottom time
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          1. Old dieters never die, they just waist away
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            1. Old dentists never die, they just lose their pull
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              1. Old dentists never die, they just look down in the mouth
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                1. Old deans never die, they just lose their faculties.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  1. Old daredevils never die, they just get discouraged.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    1. Old dancers never die, they just step away
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      1. Old cricketers never die, they just get smashed for six
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        1. Old cricketers never die, they just get bowled over
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          1. Old credit cards never die, they just expire
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            1. Old couriers never die, they just keep on expressing it
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              1. Old cooks never die, they just get deranged.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                1. Old computer programmers never die, they just lose it bit by bit
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  1. Old computer programmers never die, they just decompile.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    1. Old computer programmers never die, they just byte the dust
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      1. Old computer programmers never die, their computers have fatal errors
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        1. Old computer people never die, they just lose their memory
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          1. Old cleaning people never die, they just kick the bucket.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            1. Old chiropractors never die, they adjust.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              1. Old chemists never die, they just smell that way
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                1. Old chemists never die, they just reach equilibrium
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  1. Old chemists never die, they just lose their refluxes
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    1. Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      1. Old chemists never die, they just do it inorganically
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        1. Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          1. Old cashiers never die, they just check out.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            1. Old cars never die, they just get run into the ground
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              1. Old card players never die, they just lose their tricks
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                1. Old canners never die, they are preserved
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  1. Old butchers never die, they just meat somewhere else
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    1. Old businesses never die, they just get consolidated
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      1. Old burglars never die, they just steal away
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        1. Old bureaucrats never die, they just waste away
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          1. Old budgets never die, they are fillibustered
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            1. Old bridge players never die, they just sit around on their fat aces
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              1. Old bridge players never die, they just lose their finesse
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                1. Old brickmasons never die, they just get mortarfied.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  1. Old bricklayers never die, they’re just too busy making a kiln
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    1. Old bricklayers never die, they just throw in the trowel.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      1. Old brakes never die, they just grind down
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        1. Old bowlers never die, they just end up in the gutter
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          1. Old bosses never die, much as you want them to.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            1. Old books never die, they just go out-of-print
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              1. Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                1. Old bond investors never die, they just yield to maturity
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  1. Old or ageing blondes never fade, they just dye away
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    1. Old or ageing blondes never die, they just blank out
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      1. Old biologists never die, they just ferment away
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        1. Old or ageing bikers never die, but they’re hard on tires
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          1. Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            1. Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              1. Old baseball players never die, they just run their last lap
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                1. Old baseball players never die, they just go batty
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  1. Old barbers never die, they just become Old cut-ups.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    1. Old bankers never die, they just want to be a loan
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      1. Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        1. Old bakers never die, they just lose their dough
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          1. Old atoms never die, they just decay
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            1. Old astronauts never die, they just go to another world
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              1. Old assets never die, they just depreciate
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                1. Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  1. Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    1. Old anthropologists never die, they just become history
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      1. Old anesthesiologists never die, they just run out of gas
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        1. Old alcoholics/drug addicts never die, they just get wasted
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          1. Old actors never die, they just drop a part
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            1. Old accounts never die, they are deleted
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              1. Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                1. Old academics never die, they just lose their faculties
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  1. Old thermodynamicists never die, they just achieve their state of maximum entropy