Halloween Jokes And Riddles

Have fun with these family friendly Halloween jokes and riddles and remember sharing is always better with a friend!

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#1 – What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
Spelling
#2 – Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
His heart wasn’t in it.
#3 – Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts
#4 – Where do zombies like to go swimming?
The Dead Sea
#5 – What is a ghost’s favorite pie?
Booberry Pie
#6 – What do vampires take when they are sick?
Coffin Drops
#7 – What goes around a haunted house and never stops?
A Fence
#8 – Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
Because they have a lot of spirit
#9 – What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Boo-Jeans
#10 – What do moms dress up as on Halloween?
Mummies
#11 – What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle and a ghost?
A Cocker-Poodle-Boo
#12 – What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
Booberries!
#13 – When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
When you’re a mouse
#14 – What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
#15 – What kind of dessert does a ghost like?
I Scream!
#16 – What does a skeleton say before dinner?
Bone Appetite!
#17 – What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A Nectarine!
#18 – What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?
A Sandwich!
#19 – Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them!
#20 – Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop
#21 – What does a witch use to keep her hair up?
Scare=Spray
#22 – What do ghosts eat for supper?
Spook-etti!
#23 – Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he had no BODY to go with
#24 – What did the ghost say to the other ghost?
Do you believe in humans?
#25 – What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?
Trike or Treat?
#26 – Where do ghosts buy their food?
At the ghost-ery store!
#27 – What room does a ghost not need?
A living room!
#28 – What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?
Count Quackula!
#29 – What did one owl say to the other owl?
Happy Owl-ween!
#30 – What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Shamboo!
#31 – how would you describe these Jokes?
Spooktacular! Fangtastic! and Horrorific!

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