Halloween Jokes And Riddles

Have fun with these family friendly Halloween jokes and riddles and remember sharing is always better with a friend!

#1 – What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

#2 – Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?

#3 – Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

#4 – Where do zombies like to go swimming?

#5 – What is a ghost’s favorite pie?

#6 – What do vampires take when they are sick?

#7 – What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

#8 – Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

#9 – What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

#10 – What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

#11 – What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle and a ghost?

#12 – What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?

#13 – When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

#14 – What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

#15 – What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

#16 – What does a skeleton say before dinner?

#17 – What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?

#18 – What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

#19 – Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

#20 – Why did the skeleton cross the road?

#21 – What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

#22 – What do ghosts eat for supper?

#23 – Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?

#24 – What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

#25 – What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

#26 – Where do ghosts buy their food?

#27 – What room does a ghost not need?

#28 – What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

#29 – What did one owl say to the other owl?

#30 – What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

#31 – how would you describe these Jokes?